Funniest Quotes From ‘Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery’

Hey guys, I wanted to turn you onto a REALLy good movie that just came out on Netflix! It’s called, “Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery” and its pretty much an all-star cast and extremely good! I watched it over the weekend. If you love murder mysteries mixed in with a little bit of comedy, you will LOVE this movie.

It has a great spin on who done it! You have to be able to follow along with not a lot of interruptions because its filled with a bunch of layers with twists and turns, random stuff and you will get lost if you’re not fully focused! I think that Singer and Actress Janelle Monae does an excellent job in the movie and the wardrobe in the film is insane! My favorite 007 actor Daniel Craig does his thing as the detective and his range of acting is so damn good!

What is the movie about? It’s a sequel to Knives Out and its about tech billionaire Miles Bron(Ed Norton) invites his friends for a getaway on his private island. What was supposed to be a fake murder mystery turned out to be very real. When someone turns up dead, Detective Benoit Blanc(Daniel Craig) is put on the case.

I put together a few of the funniest quotes and one-liners that you will forever remember and chuckle about from the movie and you can check it out in theaters and streaming now on Netflix, more inside….

  • Disruptors have assembled
  • She’s afraid I will tweet an ethnic slur again
  • Lionel, use your science brain
  • You will lie for a lie but you won’t lie for the truth
  • Each of you will stab a friend in the back to hold on
  • Nobody tried to kill you, you buffoon
  • Yeah, I’m not playing dead the whole weekend dude
  • This can’t Shazam. It’s a lamp
  • Ma, where’s my speargun? I got to pack
  • Duke don’t dance with pineapple
  • If I ever get Jared Leto, I’m going to whoop his Kombucha Brewing Ass
  • I am not Batman
  • It was a tribute to Beyonce but people didn’t see it like that

Benoit Blanc returns to peel back the layers in a new Rian Johnson whodunit. This fresh adventure finds the intrepid detective at a lavish private estate on a Greek island, but how and why he comes to be there is only the first of many puzzles. Blanc soon meets a distinctly disparate group of friends gathering at the invitation of billionaire Miles Bron for their yearly reunion. Among those on the guest list are Miles’ former business partner Andi Brand, current Connecticut governor Claire Debella, cutting-edge scientist Lionel Toussaint, fashion designer and former model Birdie Jay and her conscientious assistant Peg, and influencer Duke Cody and his sidekick girlfriend Whiskey. As in all the best murder mysteries, each character harbors their own secrets, lies and motivations. When someone turns up dead, everyone is a suspect. Returning to the franchise he began, Academy Award-nominated filmmaker Rian Johnson writes and directs Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery and assembles another all-star cast that includes a returning Daniel Craig alongside Edward Norton, Janelle Monáe, Kathryn Hahn, Leslie Odom Jr., Jessica Henwick, Madelyn Cline with Kate Hudson and Dave Bautista.

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